gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

hell yea u totally get to kiss shaundi in sr4

A DREAM COME TRUE

like i wanna start mass effect but the entire premise of sr4 is that the boss becomes president of the united states and fights aliens in a virtual reality 

so

im sorry to say that if u didnt save shaundi we cant be friends

WELL THAT WAS ENTERTAINING

gangstas in space

burt fucking reynolds 

zombies

r u fuckin kidding me 

man boss just don’t give a flyin fuck

like yeah there’d be an easier way to do this but does that way involve jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. no it doesn’t. get the fuck outta her way ya scrub ass motherfucker

t.